Please, I desperately need your help!
I have no Blog Tagline. I have a cool picture of a lady sewing buttons onto her eyes, reminiscent of the Other Mother in Coraline, though. Ever since she was a baby, Piper has been especially freaked out by my use of silly accents and voices. When I really commit to a character, it scares the crap out of her (like she thinks I’m not actually myself anymore) and she starts to protest and get scrappy. The “Other Mother” is a character of mine. Piper hates the Other Mother.
Anyway, I have this picture of the Button Eye Lady on my site and I have matched the font color of “Contrary Mom” to her lipstick pretty well if I do say so myself. But I have no clever tagline to draw in readers and warn them that I’m ’bouts to tweak their nipples with my magic words. “Contary Mom: I’m ’bouts to tweak your nipples with my magic words.” See, I’m really struggling!
Please, dear, clever Followers and future Followers, will you help me? You know me as well as anyone else in this world. What would you tell a first time visitor? How would you warn them in two brief sentences or less? Don’t be shy, go head and let your freak flag fly. I will be fishing for suggestions until August 9th. That’s my self-imposed tagline deadline. I will have a tagline on August 9th. Thank you in advance for your entries. They made me feel all warm inside!